A MSTing by Various Weirdos at NetRaptor's Chatroom
Original Story by Celestial the Hedgird
(Edited and re-formatted by Experimental Subject 651 and Captain Chaotica!!)
PART ONE
"The Female Factor"
The Outcasts 2002: Hyper will know all about that.
Guardian Hyperion: With 3 Challenges tonight, the fir--oh wrong title.
The Outcasts 2002: We know what women want!
Psyco2000: No, I think you were right.
Experimental Subject 651: Math equations...this'll be fun.
Nyperold: Female Factor times Male Factor equals Baby Product.
Psyco2000: X + Y = ZZzzzzzz
By Celestial the Hedgird
Psyco2000: The what?
chaossaiyan2000: Hedgird? Is that some kind of flying shrubbery?
Experimental Subject 651: Hedgehog...Bird?
The Outcasts 2002: Is that some sort of demented bird?
Experimental Subject 651: SERT! AHHH!
Nyperold: Celestial? As in, the Celestial City?
Psyco2000: It's a prickly Chameleon.
The Outcasts 2002: Who in their right mind would have 'the' as their middle name?
Nyperold: Kermit.
Experimental Subject 651: I'm taking bets on an angel/hedgehog/bird mix character featuring in this story.
Psyco2000: Who would have "the" as their FIRST name?
The Outcasts 2002: Ah crap, not another one.
Nyperold: The Odore.
A NEW PLAN
The Outcasts 2002: Because the old plan was so out of fashion!
Experimental Subject 651: ...that's just as bad as the last one...
#Psyco2000: Now with fewer Carbs.
Nyperold: What's the good word? Plan, plan, plan...
Psyco2000: what are they up to now? Plan B? C? Q?
Guardian Hyperion: A new plan? What's the old plan?
The Outcasts 2002: There was never an old plan, they're just trying to sound cool and fresh.
Guardian Hyperion: New Plan: Hire someone else.
Experimental Subject 651: Probably better then this one.
Nyperold: Make a new plan, Stan...
A/N- New idea! Hope you enjoy! I own no one, except Celestial, Silhouette, Cinder and their parents. Possibly others in the future. Enjoy! Oh, Tails age
Guardian Hyperion: Tails Age? I think he's 8.
Experimental Subject 651: If you don't own the characters, WHO DOES!?!
Psyco2000: No one except for the entire cast....
Nyperold: We left the Stone Age, now we're in the Tails Age.
The Outcasts 2002: She owns too many people. A bit obsessive, I see.
Guardian Hyperion: Let's go pay her a visit, OC. *cracks knuckles*
The Outcasts 2002: (as Knuckles) Ow!
Psyco2000: She made them an offer they couldn't refuse.
chaossaiyan2000: Tails ages in reverse, which explains why he was 12 in S3&K and 8 in SH!
Nyperold: So she owns 5 people at minimum. That's a pretty poor "no one".
Guardian Hyperion: Ages spelled backwards is Sega! She wanted to make a secret message.
The Outcasts 2002: It is too! XD
Psyco2000: In the next game he'll have just celebrated his second un-birthday.
The Outcasts 2002: A very happy unbirthday, to you. To you.
Experimental Subject 651: She owns them? Slavery's still illegal, last time I checked.
Guardian Hyperion: (as the author) I own everyone, except Tails [Sega]
is 16 in this because it wouldn't work if he were 8.
Nyperold: "It"?
Experimental Subject 651: Lemme check this rating.
Guardian Hyperion: Burn the author! PG-13! LIME!
Experimental Subject 651: Yup.
Guardian Hyperion: *fake screaming*
Experimental Subject 651: Run for the hills, Tails!
Psyco2000: Great, we get to hear Tails' voice crack for the next two hours.
The Outcasts 2002: Watch Tails do adult themed acts, like tax repayments and drinking coffee.
chaossaiyan2000: GSAP! D:
Guardian Hyperion: ONOS! Don't forget doing drugs and lots of mock-angst. That's what teenagers are made of...
Nyperold: Maybe you should've used Team Chaotix, so you'd have an excuse to undo Charmy's youthifying.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Adult Tails) I hate life, life sucks. You suck, straws suck.
Guardian Hyperion: Uh, aren't straws made for sucking?
Eggman is watching clips from several battles with Sonic and his friends.
Experimental Subject 651: Eggman's a masochistic, clearly. He likes to watch himself get beat up.
chaossaiyan2000: Sonic and his friends are battling now? Guess they're not as good friends as they thought....
Psyco2000: (as Eggman) Why does mom keep showing me these crummy home movies?
Nyperold: In other words, he's watching people play SMC, SA, and SA2.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) I'm so getting a rush out of this.
It seems like no matter how strong the robot is Sonic can always destroy it!" says Eggman angrily. He begins thinking and gets a sudden idea. "So
Psyco2000: Sooo........
Experimental Subject 651: ...how about some ice cream?"
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) I'll just give up!
Guardian Hyperion: "So... I'll buy a lawyer and an IRS representative. Mwahahahahaha."
Nyperold: "...maybe I should just give up and become a good guy, or something... NAAAH!"
Experimental Subject 651: Missing quotation alert! Missing quotation alert!
Guardian Hyperion: "So... I'll start a life of crime... oh wait did that already."
what if I get live creatures to do my bidding? No, NO, NO! Shadow and Rouge didn't work out at all!" He begins to think again. "What if they became too
Experimental Subject 651: ...fat, like me?
The Outcasts 2002: --stupid?
Guardian Hyperion: "Stupid and suddenly decided to work for me via plothole?"
chaossaiyan2000: --smart? Then they might realize how easily they can overthrow me and control my robot empire....
Guardian Hyperion: "--annoying. Then they could bug Sonic and Friends!"
The Outcasts 2002: --hippy-like, and told me to stop using animals to do my bidding?
Nyperold: "Of course, I've been sticking live animals in my machines since game one..."
Psyco2000: "--hyper? I'd have to make them sit in the corner!"
close to them? That way those three couldn't hurt them! Yes! That will work! But how will I get what I need? They have to be strong so they can beat
The Outcasts 2002: --eggs for my massive omelettes.
Psyco2000: Is THIS why Tails is 16?
The Outcasts 2002: Oh God ew!
Experimental Subject 651: This would be it, Psy.
Nyperold: "...me up when they turn against me!"
Experimental Subject 651: ...the stuffing out of me in an overly cliche'd ending.
Guardian Hyperion: "... up my creditors."
The Outcasts 2002: "..beat my guests, beat my guests..."
Guardian Hyperion: "... me in a race around the world..."
Psyco2000: "And that stupid clock, too..."
Experimental Subject 651: I still think he's showing masochistic tendencies.
Psyco2000: He keeps coming back, doesn't he, ES?
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) Feel the rush!
Team Sonic once and for all. I can't create them though. My grandfather's main work logs were destroyed! That's it! I can take them as children, and
Guardian Hyperion: "...beat them daily, while making them watch Teletubbies and Barney!"
Experimental Subject 651: Well, that didn't stop you from making an army of Shadows somehow!
Psyco2000: Eggman's evil plot to impersonate Michael Jackson.
chaossaiyan2000: ...feed them so much sugar that they get diabetes by the time they're teens!"
Nyperold: And the author was worried about TAILS being not old enough?
The Outcasts 2002: .." spoil them rotten, then take everything away from them and make them angsty teenagers!"
Guardian Hyperion: "... feed them Spinach and other healthy food!"
The Outcasts 2002: You know you're truly evil when you feed children healthy food.
Psyco2000: Eggman, on this months Parenting Magazine!
chaossaiyan2000: ..."train them to become my elite army of destruction!"
Guardian Hyperion: ... the idea is to MST Chaos. That's exactly what the next line is.
chaossaiyan2000: It is? O_o;;
Guardian Hyperion: No. But it's remotely close to it.
chaossaiyan2000: o_o; whoah
The Outcasts 2002: Chaos peeked!
chaossaiyan2000: >D I'm psychic!
strengthen them! Muhahahahahahaha! But I will need some assistance. I know just the two for the job!" He presses a small button and after a few
Nyperold: --millenia, Eggman's bones rotted away to nothing. Meanwhile, his assistance arrived.
The Outcasts 2002: "...moments he realised he needed new batteries for his remote control."
Guardian Hyperion: "... weeks a dude came in to tell Eggman his power was cut for not paying the bills."
chaossaiyan2000: ..." small turtles hide in their shells, he remembers to feed them carrots"
Guardian Hyperion: "... hours, Shadow and Rouge come up because they wish to plothole in because the plot is so bad."
Experimental Subject 651: ...seconds Team Sonic rushes in and ends this plan before it starts.”
Guardian Hyperion: Eggman: BLAST!
moments Shadow and Rouge walk into the room. (A/N- Sorry to interrupt! Shadow and Rouge work for Eggman in this.)
Psyco2000: Were we s'posed to do some readings for this fic?
Experimental Subject 651: If you're so sorry, stop doing it, ya bum!
The Outcasts 2002: Darn those Author Notes! Stop interrupting us!
Experimental Subject 651: Wait up, wait up! I thought Shadow and Rouge didn't work out!
Guardian Hyperion: (as Shadow) "Why are we in this? How did this happen? I thought we weren't supposed to be here."
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) I'm not supposed to be here! ANGST!
Guardian Hyperion: (as Rouge) "He begins thinking and gets a sudden idea. 'So what if I get live creatures to do my bidding? No, NO, NO! Shadow and Rouge didn't work out at all!'" Yep, he says we're not supposed to be here.
The Outcasts 2002: Eggman has a very bad memory.
Psyco2000: Or very poor judgement.
Nyperold: That's the sort of thing you should have the STORY tell us, is it not?
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) Ah crap, now what does he want?
chaossaiyan2000: "(Other A/N- Sorry to interrupt again, but this is a test of the emergency broadcast system thing where your screen turns into an inverted rainbow for ten minutes and beeps!)"
Psyco2000: Why waste time on such trivial matters?
Nyperold: Tale, Interrupted.
Guardian Hyperion: (A/N!!! Sorry, j/k folks. The real fic is right after this.)
"What's up Eggman?" asks Rouge.
Guardian Hyperion: "... the sky, why do you ask Rouge?"
Psyco2000: (as Eggman) My blood presure.
Experimental Subject 651: "And why am I talking like a valleygirl?"
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) Yo, I be gettin' down with my dawgs. Word up!
Nyperold: (as Eggman) WAZZZZZZUUUUUUP!!
Guardian Hyperion: (as Eggman) Sup fools.
Psyco2000: (as Shadow) WAAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!
chaossaiyan2000: Gah! I was just typing both of those. D:
Guardian Hyperion: (as Shadow) I'm the f------- coolest b------ u evah did f--------- see yo!
Experimental Subject 651: Shadow, with a CE on a necklace: "BLING BLING!"
Nyperold: (as Eggman) The direction away from the strongest gravitational field. Why?
"I have a mission for you two," says Eggman.
Guardian Hyperion: (as Eggman) "BUY ME PIZZA!"
Experimental Subject 651: "Well, we refuse!"
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) What? Again?
Guardian Hyperion: (as Shadow) Didn't we stop working for you a long time ago?
Psyco2000: (as Shadow) Will there be PAYMENT this time?
Nyperold: (as Eggman) Find the lost chao!
Guardian Hyperion: (as Rouge:) I could have sworn last game we were trying to kill you....
Experimental Subject 651: (as Shadow) I could just beat you up and take what you're going to pay me instead. I think I'll do that.
The Outcasts 2002: "...Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find my feet."
Psyco2000: "...your mission, whether you like it or not..."
"And that is?" asks Shadow. He was leaning on a wall in the corner of the room. He had his arms crossed and seems only vaguely interested.
Experimental Subject 651: He was too caught up in his own angst to pay much attention.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) I be drugged up real good this time.
Psyco2000: "I'm being aloof, PH33R M333!!!!111!!1"
chaossaiyan2000: (as Shadow) Yeah, this Magic Kool-Aid is way better than that old Chaos Emerald Dust....
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) Like, whatever.
Nyperold: He was paying more attention to the nonparallel verb structure in the last sentence.
Experimental Subject 651: Did I just see a tense change?
Nyperold: Yes.
Experimental Subject 651: Oooh boy. Fun.
The Outcasts 2002: I found it too! Where's my prize?
Nyperold: And now the tense is blushing madly and looking for a changing room.
Psyco2000: (as Shadow) Zzzzz *snort* huh, what!?
"I need you to get me three children. They must be very young of age," says Eggman.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) Whoa, I don't swing that way, Eggman.
Experimental Subject 651: "So that I can catch them if they try to run away."
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) Would you like some salt, too?
Experimental Subject 651: Baby! The other white meat!
Nyperold: (as Rouge) You're sure you don't want them to be young of height, or weight?
Psyco2000: (as Eggman) I wasn't talking to YOU, Rouge.
"How young are you talking?" asks Rouge.
Experimental Subject 651: "Unborn!"
Psyco2000: I can pick up a three pack of ten-year-olds at Wal-mart.
Nyperold: (as Eggman, squeakily) I just inhaled some helium, you see...
Experimental Subject 651: There's a Blue Light Special at K-Mart, I hear...
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) Young enough so they don't know the difference between right or wrong. Or Pepsi and Coke, whichever."
Psyco2000: No one's that young, OC, Pepsi is superior.
The Outcasts 2002: Don't speak like that to me. @_@ Coke all the way.
Nyperold: I can't distinguish them...
"Only a few months old," says Eggman. "Four months at the most."
Psyco2000: Don't either one of them find anything WRONG with this?
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) Any older and they might be smarter than me.
Experimental Subject 651: (as Shadow) Hey, that was my age when GUN came to the...DIE!
"Any more requirements?" asks Rouge.
Grendelynden: Would you like fries with that?
Psyco2000: (as Rouge) Remember, no math.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) "Yes, they must run on Windows XP."
Experimental Subject 651: "A shrubbery!"
Psyco2000: Ni!
ChaosJedi: Yes, it must run Windows XP, have 512MB of RAM...
Psyco2000: (as Eggman) They must have power windows, bucket seats, and four wheel drive.
"They must be female and one must be able to fly," says Eggman.
Nyperold: "The Female Factor". Eggman wishes to acquire three children up to 4 months old and use them to get Team Sonic.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) Oh no, you're not taking MY kid!
Psyco2000: And the fic ramps up the revulsion factor.
The Outcasts 2002: The repulsion factor, too.
ChaosJedi: This is what I get for walking in mid-fic...
Grendelynden: Same here...
Experimental Subject 651: Lookie! It's a rejected Sonic Heros team, Team Sert! Or better yet, Team Mary-Sue! Since they're supposed to be able to seduce Team Sonic...
The Outcasts 2002: Team This-Shouldn't-Be!
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) So they have to be freaks?
Grendelynden: Hey! We don't say freak here. They're...special.
Nyperold: Oh, and Tails is 16, because 8 would be too young.
ChaosJedi: Seduce? Guess that leaves Amy out.
The Outcasts 2002: XD
Psyco2000: I don't think Team Sonic could be seduced by 4-month olds...
The Outcasts 2002: (as Sonic) I be a pimp. Yo!
Psyco2000: I don't think too many girls want to sleep with a hedgehog. There's laws against that.
Experimental Subject 651: Actually, there are laws in some places against sleeping with a hedgehog.
The Outcasts 2002: Who'd want to sleep with a hedgehog?
"What's in it for me?" asks Rouge.
ChaosJedi: "Besides the standard chocolate and flowers routine?"
Grendelynden: A brain?
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) A date with Shadow.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) Oh crap, not again.
Grendelynden: A fifteenth boob job?
Psyco2000: Morality?
Nyperold: (as Eggman) The M.E.
Experimental Subject 651: "Escape from this fic."
Experimental Subject 651: (as Rouge) I'll take it!
Nyperold: The author made a special note just to tell us that Shadow and Rouge work for Eggman, even though she could've put that in the story itself. Isn't that NICE??
The Outcasts 2002: Author's Notes must die.
ChaosJedi: Author's notes are okay, if they're SHORT and at the BEGINNING.
"Your usual payment as always," says Eggman.
chaossaiyan2000: (as Rogue) "Oh God, not THAT again!"
Grendelynden: *nods* It's the boob job, right.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) A nickle, a ball of lint, and one paper clip.
Experimental Subject 651: Some cubic zirconium...I mean diamonds...
ChaosJedi: Fourteen bags of Doritos and five Swiss Cake Rolls boxes, delivered by a guy named Tim.
Grendelynden: Tim the Enchanter?
The Outcasts 2002: And a rock.
Psyco2000: A lawn gnome, a cedar brick, and a Brazillian donkey.
"Count us in then," says Rouge. "Come on Shadow. Let's get started." Rouge flies out the window and is quickly followed by Shadow. Once outside
chaossaiyan2000: Shadow can fly now?
Experimental Subject 651: DARN YOU CS!
Psyco2000: Doesn't Shadow get a say in this?
ChaosJedi: Yikes. Stay in one single verb tense, for crying out loud.
The Outcasts 2002: Shadow realises that he can't fly, and falls to his death. Again.
Nyperold: Rouge cannot glide upwards. She can only glide downwards.
Grendelynden: Once outside, they turn around and TP Eggman's house.
Psyco2000: Rouge, AWAY!!!
Nyperold: Shadow used Chaos Control, maybe?
The Outcasts 2002: OMGz He uze3d ch0as c0ntr0lled@2
chaossaiyan2000: (as Shadow) "KA0S C0NT3RO0LLL!!11!!11OMGWTFLOL!"
Psyco2000: too...much....L337.... *brain implodes*
ChaosJedi: W3 b3 1337, j0.
Grendelynden: j00 d34d f00
ChaosJedi: b4k4^2
Experimental Subject 651: Don't make me go longhand l33t on you!
Nyperold: Pipe-pipe-backslash-pipe-pipe-closeparenthesis-thirty-three-pipe-closeparenthesis.
chaossaiyan2000: |>|-|332 0|_|2 1337 |-|4><><02$|>34|< 5|
ChaosJedi: "Excuse me, are these the elevators that go up?"
Experimental Subject 651: ...they promptly had the living daylights beat out of them by Team Sonic. The End.
The Outcasts 2002: ..Rouge turned to Shadow and said "What were we supposed to do again?" When Shadow shrugged, Rouge assumed they had to go out for pizza, and forgot all about their mission. Teh end.
Rouge takes out a handheld computer and begins to type into it. After a few minutes she turns it off. "I've lowered the possibilities down to three
Grendelynden: --little pigs.
ChaosJedi: --musketeers.
Experimental Subject 651: Pizza Hut, Domino's, and Papa John's.
The Outcasts 2002: ... possiblities. Yes, no, maybe. Guess which one, and we'll go with that.
Psyco2000: --amigos.
ChaosJedi: --caballeros.
Nyperold: "...septillion."
Psyco2000: Where did she keep that computer, anyway?
Experimental Subject 651: The Plothole Pocket!
ChaosJedi: I don't think we want to know where she kept it.
Grendelynden: I do...*drools*
Psyco2000: That would explain the boob jobs, though...
targets in Station Square." She takes her computer back out and shows Shadow the three targets. "The closest one is the hedgehog, so lets move
The Outcasts 2002: And Shadow started busting a move.
Psyco2000: So she puts it back, only to take it out again.
ChaosJedi: --into our new apartment."
Experimental Subject 651: --out and get the commas I'm missing.
Nyperold: So lets what move?
Psyco2000: Another hedgehog, eh? Show of hands, who saw that one coming?
Grendelynden: I think it's time to blow this thing, get everybody and their stuff together...okay, 3, 2, 1, let's jam.
Psyco2000: *plays the saxaphone*
Experimental Subject 651: Wait up, where did Eggman say to get a hedgehog?
The Outcasts 2002: Who wants to bet that the next kid is a fox?
Experimental Subject 651: Or a echidna.
The Outcasts 2002: Eggman is never specific.
Grendelynden: I put 10 bucks on the echidna!
Experimental Subject 651: Then why is she assuming she needs to get a hedgehog?
The Outcasts 2002: 'Cause she narrowed it down with her plot device!
ChaosJedi: Echidnas ROCK. Of course, I am a little biased.
Psyco2000: (Author's note: Before Rouge and Shadow left, Robotnik gave Rouge a computer and told her what to look for, with painfully descriptive descriptions of each. 'Kay, bye ^^; )
Nyperold: She'll be real foxy, indeed.
out." Shadow grabs Rouge's hand and quickly runs to the location.
Experimental Subject 651: Of the nearest chapel.
The Outcasts 2002: They're eloping!
chaossaiyan2000: D: You both stole mine.
Psyco2000: So... is Rouge still flying at this point?
Nyperold: The arrow clicked on the white spot on the ground, and a Phi appeared. "Located! Located!"
Experimental Subject 651: What about Shadow? Is he still flying after Rouge using his Plothole Powers?
Psyco2000: (Author's note: Rouge is still flying, and knows where the first child is...)
The Outcasts 2002: He should be skating, not running.
Nyperold: Jet shoes. Nice upgrade, eh?
ChaosJedi: I'm still curious how those worked. No friction means he couldn't move all that well.
The Outcasts 2002: They worked just 'cause, that's why.
Psyco2000: Couldn't stop too well, either.
Experimental Subject 651: They worked because Shadow's a cyborg and they're actually a part of him. The jets redirected to make him move.
chaossaiyan2000: Retro jets!
The Outcasts 2002: They be pimpin'.
ChaosJedi: And what if they quit? Instant faceplant on pavement.
Psyco2000: "I'm beating you, Sonic! Wall....wall! WALL!*Bam!*"
Grendelynden: So Rouge and Shadow went skipping down the yellow brick road...
The Outcasts 2002: Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick. Follow it follow it follow it...
chaossaiyan2000: Suddenly a plothole appears, Team Sonic is dead, and Robotnik is laughing so hard that he dies of heart failure. The end.
"How did you make so few targets anyway?" asks Shadow.
Psyco2000: (asRouge) One word, honey--plothole!"
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) With paint and a bit of paper.
chaossaiyan2000: (as Rouge:) "Because there are only three other female characters in this whole series... Unless you count Eggman."
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) The author's lazy, so she made me do it this way.
ChaosJedi: "After all, when marketing a product, you want to distribute your product to more than a handful of people."
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) And this computer is really an iPod.
Psyco2000: Rouge is secretly starting her own pyramid scheme.
Nyperold: (as Rouge) I read the disclaimer.
"I decided to take the talent of their parents into account," answers Rouge. Rouge flies to the top window and peeks inside. There is an icy blue female
The Outcasts 2002: Ice thinger.
Grendelynden: Showering!!!!1111one
ChaosJedi: Ooh, an ice queen. Bet she cools them off.
The Outcasts 2002: Rouge has become a peeping Tom, I see.
Experimental Subject 651: I wonder how Shadow gets up there, if it's the top window.
ChaosJedi: He skipped ahead 30 years and got the upgrade for his sneakers, DeLorean style.
The Outcasts 2002: Shadow is like Superman: He can leap buildings in a single bound, yet can't make it useful.
Psyco2000: (as the female) *screams!*
The Outcasts 2002: And how did she get the parents' talents? Magic?
Psyco2000: There was a sale at Wal-Mart, OC.
hedgehog sitting on a chair. She is holding a very small hedgehog in her arms. She is rocking it back and forth gentle and seems to be singing the child.
The Outcasts 2002: Singing the child? The poor thing.
Psyco2000: Singing the child....
The Outcasts 2002: Type faster!
Psyco2000: NO! You type slower!
The Outcasts 2002: Make me!
Psyco2000: *casts stone fingernail on OC*
Experimental Subject 651: *Casts Lag 3 on OC*
The Outcasts 2002: Nooo! Meanies.
Grendelynden: Aww, poor OC. *points at her and laughs*
ChaosJedi: Don't make me turn this car around, you two!
Psyco2000: Fine! I wanna go home! Anyway, wasn't there a MSTing going on here...?
ChaosJedi: That's it! *flips the car into a U-turn*
Grendelynden: A hedgehog...*grumbles and hands money over to someone*
The Outcasts 2002: (as Someone) Yay!
Nyperold: ...an Eminem song.
Experimental Subject 651: So, how are they gonna get the kid? Beat up the Mom and take the kid?
The Outcasts 2002: Shadow's gonna seduce the mom.
ChaosJedi: (as Shadow) Hey, sweet thang. How's about letting me borrow your kid for a while? *wink*
a lullaby. The young hedgehog yawns widely and snuggles into her mother's chest. The female smiles gently and places the child in a crib. She kisses
Experimental Subject 651: --Shadow's fuzzy chest.
Psyco2000: --Rouge, and winks seductively. It was then they knew the plan had backfired.
Grendelynden: Me!...Not really. *cries*
The Outcasts 2002: --her other child, then gets ready to go raving with her teenage lover.
her daughters cheek and leaves the room. Rouge silently opens up the window. She sneaks into the room and wraps the child in a bundle before
Grendelynden: Puking all over it.
The Outcasts 2002: --drop-kicking it over to Shadow, who was waiting on the street.
Experimental Subject 651: ...the kid screamed, and the mom ran in, and Rouge got the stuffing beat out of her.
Nyperold: ...dropping it in the ocean.
Psyco2000: Where'd Rouge keep her..jeeze, isn't there ANYTHING she doesn't have in there?
ChaosJedi: AGAIN with the verb tense shift. Make up your mind! Past or present tense!
The Outcasts 2002: (as the author) I go with THE FUTURE!
Psyco2000: Just wait, I bet a future tense'll show up any minute--DAGNABBIT!
The Outcasts 2002: Type faster!
picking her up. She flies out the window and back own to Shadow. "Piece of cake." She hands the small hedgie to Shadow who unwillingly takes her.
Experimental Subject 651: (as Shadow) I hate kids.
The Outcasts 2002: Rouge landed on Shadow?
Psyco2000: (as Shadow) This is the third time, Rouge... GET YOUR OWN!
Nyperold: (as Shadow) Ewwww... she needs to be changed.
Grendelynden: So he was controlled and his body was forced to take her?
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) What? You mean I have to touch it?
Experimental Subject 651: Hey, how'd Rouge wrap the kid up without picking it up?
ChaosJedi: "Back own"? Teh heq?
Nyperold: "Back down", probably.
Experimental Subject 651: (as Rouge) I own your back!
"She seems so defenseless," says Shadow.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) I could take her on so easily.
Psyco2000: "Let's eat her."
Experimental Subject 651: "Like Maria. ANGST!"
Grendelynden: A baby? Defenseless?! Imagine that!
ChaosJedi: (as Shadow) You broke the shield generator, didn't you?
Nyperold: (as Shadow) But as she's the author's character, I bet she could take me down right now...
Experimental Subject 651: (as Rouge) Be careful Shadow, she's a sert. Don't make her mad.
"Well babies tend to be," says Rouge while typing on her computer. Soon two pictures appear on the screen. One is a picture of a male black
The Outcasts 2002: --man. Don't want to neglect the other people now.
ChaosJedi: --panther, and the other is a wallaby.
Experimental Subject 651: --demonic creature named Bob! That ate them!
Psyco2000: Hey, now that's race discrimination!
Experimental Subject 651: I bet he's from the hood.
The Outcasts 2002: He be pimpin'.
Nyperold: (as Shadow) Rouge, I know what I look like. Turn off mirror mode and turn on computer mode.
Experimental Subject 651: Weren't they supposed to look for females, though? Yaoi! AHHHH!
Grendelynden: Yaoi? Is that some kind of food? Can I eat it? Is it here?
The Outcasts 2002: Hopefully not.
Grendelynden: Grendy is sooo hungry...
Nyperold: If only you could eat it all... Then it'd be gone.
Psyco2000: They try to steal the kid, and she pops a cap in their....butts....
ChaosJedi: You haven't seen pimpin' until you've seen a Red Mage in full artifact armor.
Nyperold: It's probably an echidna.
The Outcasts 2002: They actually WANT to seduce Amy? The idiots!
Psyco2000: So THAT's why Tails is 16....
hedgehog. He looks remarkably like Shadow, except that on his chest he has a red crescent moon and star. The other is a picture of what appears to
Experimental Subject 651: ...be a plothole in the form of a character.
Psyco2000: --be yet another Sert.
The Outcasts 2002: Oh, the hedgehog is *~SPECIAL~*
Experimental Subject 651: Special ED! HA!
Psyco2000: It's the Eugene of the Sonicverse.
Nyperold: Another hedgehog?
be a cross between a hedgehog and a bird. She is also black and her quills are styled like Amy's only longer. She has pink highlights in her hair and she
The Outcasts 2002: --was a sert.
chaossaiyan2000: AAAH! Self insert!
Psyco2000: Oh, so thaaaats a Hedgird.
Experimental Subject 651: Give it up for the author, folks. This is her.
The Outcasts 2002: (monotone) yay.
Psyco2000: All we need now is a visit from the author's version of Omochao, and we'd be in heck.
chaossaiyan2000: Gah! Not Omochao!
Nyperold: It's... Teknamy!
ChaosJedi: GAH. I can't read any more of this! Fics aren't supposed to be written in present tense!
The Outcasts 2002: This fic is the embodiment of WRONGNESS!
has a white tuff of fur on her chest. Her eyes are a beautiful shade of teal. She has pink wings, bird feet, and a pink birdlike tail. She is wearing black
Psyco2000: So much detail on this one, I wonder why?>br?
The Outcasts 2002: Great, the author thinks she's beautiful. We're so screwed now.
Nyperold: Tough fur?
Experimental Subject 651: She's a goth, too. Great. Frickin' wonderful.
ChaosJedi: *listens to his SERT armor's siren going off*
The Outcasts 2002: How can she be a goth at four months?
Nyperold: Hoo boy. Full description, right off.
Psyco2000: That's all we need--an angsty, Hedgird, gothic sert.
chaossaiyan2000: "Know how to killa goth? Stick them in 90 degree weather."
The Outcasts 2002: She's *~PRETTY*~
Grendelynden: A freak of nature.
The Outcasts 2002: If Shadow falls in love with her, I'm SO out of here.
Grendelynden: Oh, you KNOW it's gonna happen.
Experimental Subject 651: *pulls out the De-Selfinsertification Gun* Lemme at 'em!
glasses.
Experimental Subject 651: Which she can't see out of, 'cuz they're black.
chaossaiyan2000: ...a 4 month old wearing glasses?
The Outcasts 2002: GLASSES?! GLASSES?! At four months?!
Grendelynden: And no doubt so is the author.
Psyco2000: That's the best line so far.
ChaosJedi: Teh horror... Teh horror...
Nyperold: Those are called "sunglasses", dear.
Experimental Subject 651: I wear my sunglasses at night...[/80's music]
Psyco2000: Great, the four month old's pimpin’.
The Outcasts 2002: Unless they're describing the mother...
ChaosJedi: Hey, it's never too dark to be cool. (Author's note: BTW, dis iz da motha. Yo!)
Nyperold: What fun would it be to assume that?
Shadow looks at the picture of the birdlike hedgehog. "What is she?"
Psyco2000: I STILL want to know how this pedophilic plan of Eggman is going to work out.
Experimental Subject 651: A freak of nature!
Grendelynden: A freak of nature.
The Outcasts 2002: Rouge: Something that shouldn't be.
chaossaiyan2000: A hedgird! An impossible hybrid!
Grendelynden: THAT'S MY JOKE! I'LL KILL YOU! *throttles ES651*
Nyperold: (as Shadow) My dream girl...
Psyco2000: (as Shadow) She's cute.
The Outcasts 2002: A sert, duh.
chaossaiyan2000: She's an OXYMORON! D:
Experimental Subject 651: (as Shadow) "What's her number?"
ChaosJedi: (as Shadow) I mean, besides a total freak of nature who technically couldn't possibly exist due to conflicting DNA.
The Outcasts 2002: Hey, it's cool to have conflicting DNAs.
Psyco2000: Sooo...was she hatched, or what?
The Outcasts 2002: A bit of both, I guess.
"She used to be the only one of her kind," says Rouge. "Until she gave birth to a little baby girl, who just happens to be our second target. The child
Experimental Subject 651: Okay, that's not the sert, then. This is.
The Outcasts 2002: LAST OF HER KIND?! AHH!
Psyco2000: how does Rouge know this?
Experimental Subject 651: And it was the mother! 2 points to OC!
The Outcasts 2002: I WAS RIGHT! WOOT!
Psyco2000: (Author's Note: BTW, Rouge's computer gives her a full descripti....)
Nyperold: Computer's got records, I guess.
ChaosJedi: *shoots the author's notes*
should be pretty smart. Both of her parents are geniuses."
The Outcasts 2002: Ah crrraappppppppp (*dies*)
Grendelynden: Because the author is apparently a genius.
The Outcasts 2002: Of course the author's a genius! Can't you tell by her superior grammar skills?!
Experimental Subject 651: I'm betting their names are Mary-Sue and Gary-Stu.
ChaosJedi: *starts ticking off points on the SERT meter*
Psyco2000: But still they couldn't get out of this fic.
chaossaiyan2000: ...this just crossed the line of "Stupid sertfic" to "GIVE ME A GUN SO I CAN SHOOT MYSELF!"
ChaosJedi: SERT score: 20 points--out of a 10 maximum score.
Nyperold: (as Rouge) Of course, not actually having learned from their vast storehouse of knowledge...
Grendelynden: Having smart parents obviously makes YOU smart.
The Outcasts 2002: It's only logical.
ChaosJedi: CS: Oh noooo. This meter keeps going up from here.
Experimental Subject 651: *looks over at the Sert-Detector* It's sparking...uh-oh...
Grendelynden: Knowledge is passed down genetically.
The Outcasts 2002: Of course, but not stupidity.
Psyco2000: My anti-sert device just ran away weeping like a little girl.
"Doesn't it bother you at all that we are stealing people's children?" asks Shadow. "I mean, they are living creatures."
The Outcasts 2002: And this is coming from a guy that WANTED TO KILL EVERYONE ON THE PLANET!
Psyco2000: "That I was programed to obliterate... you know what, forget I said anything."
ChaosJedi: (as Rouge) No! Really? I thought they were robotic clones!
Experimental Subject 651: (as Shadow) GUN stole me like this! ANGST! ANGST!
Nyperold: (as Rouge) But... my pay! My JEEWWWWWEEEELLLLS!
ChaosJedi: I think she's got enough "jewels" as it is, thanks.
"Don't tell me you're getting cold feet," says Rouge.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) I told you to bring your shoes.
Psyco2000: "The only thing you're wearing is shoes!"
ChaosJedi: (as Shadow) Well, I am standing on an air conditioning vent...
Nyperold: (as Rouge) I mean, those shoes must generate tons of heat, and...
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) Only my heart is cold. ANGST!
Experimental Subject 651: (as Shadow) Actually, my feet are being burned up, because my hovershoes are malfunctioning. It's really quite painful.
"No, no," says Shadow. "It's just...the children's parents will be looking for them like crazy, and who would you feel if someone took your child.
Grendelynden: Yes, who would you feel?
Nyperold: (as Rouge) Relieved.
The Outcasts 2002: Who would you feel? XD
Psyco2000: I'm refraining from the obvious jokes, on this one.
Grendelynden: I think that's what we all have to ask ourselves.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) Anyone I can get my hands on, sugah.
ChaosJedi: (as Shadow) No, seriously, who WOULD you feel? I mean, besides you.
Experimental Subject 651: (as Rouge) Well, I'd be feeling you if I could...
Psyco2000: The father... We'd need another one SOMEhow...
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) Hey handsome, wanna make hedgieats?
chaossaiyan2000: XD!!
Rouge puts her ears down and thinks about it. "Well...yes. But it doesn't matter. If we don't take these children Eggman will, and he would probably kill
Experimental Subject 651: us, for screwing up.
Psyco2000: No, really, she thinks a looooong time about it.
ChaosJedi: She puts her ears down? What, ears are suddenly a removable item?
Psyco2000: Yeah, they're like the tops on convertibles.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) People steal kids all the time. It's natural.
Nyperold: Badges? We don't need no STEEEN-KEEENG badges!
their parents right in front of them. They don't need to see violence at such a young age."
Psyco2000: So we're kidnapping them.
Experimental Subject 651: No, they'll just be turned into pyschopathic assassins at such a young age!
Grendelynden: Thanks for that after-school special, Rouge.
ChaosJedi: Yeah, let's save it for when they're 13, and send them to a movie theater.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) We'll let the video games do that.
ChaosJedi: Can't forget the TV .
Nyperold: (as Rouge) So we'll age them in Eggman's special machine, and then they can see something other than violence...
chaossaiyan2000: (as Rogue) B3cause seaing vi0lencez wuld 0nly mek teh kidzz violennt!!11!!11one!11!eleven11!!
ChaosJedi: Somehow CS is becoming more coherent than the author at this point.
Experimental Subject 651: I think Eggman wants them to be violent, ya know.
Psyco2000: Doesn't Eggman want the kids to be violent?
"I suppose your right," says Shadow. "Anyway, where is she?"
Grendelynden: Up yours!
Experimental Subject 651: And I suppose Shadow failed English.
The Outcasts 2002: Oh, Shadow. It's "Where she be at?"
chaossaiyan2000: (as Rouge) *points at Shadow* She's you. Or was, before Eggman arranged that operation...
The Outcasts 2002: XD
Experimental Subject 651: HA!
Psyco2000: Lol
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) Shadow, you're the father. You SHOULD know where she is.
Rouge gives Shadow the direction and they quickly reach the destination.
Experimental Subject 651: The direction? Must be a short trip.
Psyco2000: Wow...I'm dizzy.
The Outcasts 2002: It was the next house to their left.
chaossaiyan2000: Because of plotholes!
Grendelynden: The Destination, right next door to the Location.
chaossaiyan2000: XD!
Experimental Subject 651: Good one, Grend.
Grendelynden: Which they had visited previously, if you'll recall.
Nyperold: The Destination Is There.
The Outcasts 2002: Shadow got lost, but things went back on track when Rouge asked for directions, despite Shadow's male ego.
Psyco2000: What this fic needs is a good whip-pan.
"You watch the kid," says Shadow. "I'll get the girl this time." Shadow takes a few steps back and runs to the house. He lands on the ledge of the roof.
Experimental Subject 651: Without ever jumping. Neat trick.
chaossaiyan2000: Shadow: *runs into the house* OW!
The Outcasts 2002: And promptly fell on his @#%$, the silly hedgehog.
Nyperold: And promptly falls off, breaking his back.
ChaosJedi: Brain... hurting and promptly falls off into the bushes, from where he meekly walks up and rings the doorbell.
Grendelynden: Wait...so which is the kid and which is the girl? Isn't the kid a girl herself?
Experimental Subject 651: Or is this a MALE kid!?! Yaoi! AHHH!
Psyco2000: INCOMPLETE SENTENCE, WILL ROBBINSON! INCOMPLETE SENTENCE!
The Outcasts 2002: XD Roofs don't have ledges, they have gutters.
chaossaiyan2000: Gutter Cats vs. The Jets!
The Outcasts 2002: Stop it, you're confusing me!
Grendelynden: OC, get your mind out of the gutters. *bricked*
The Outcasts 2002: But it's warm in there.
Psyco2000: (Author's note: The horse is dead, stop making these stupid jokes!!!)
chaossaiyan2000: (MSTers' note: The dead horse is fun to beat!)
Nyperold: Eaves. And if he does fall off, he'll be eaves dropping.
He peeks his head through the window. Nobody is in the room. He jumps in and grabs the child after wrapping her up like Rouge had, though not as
The Outcasts 2002: --easily, seeing as he didn't pick it up in the first place.
Nyperold: --deathly tight.
ChaosJedi: Wait, if no one is in the room, how did he grab the kid?
Experimental Subject 651: He peeks his head through the window, only it wasn't open, so he cut himself badly and bled to death.
Psyco2000: Sooo.... is THIS one the sert, or what?
skillfully. He jumps out the window and lands on his feet. He hears giggling noises and looks down. The little hedgird is looking up at Shadow with big
The Outcasts 2002: --guns in her hand.
Nyperold: --round, beautiful teal eyes.
Experimental Subject 651: --eyes. Only she had three.
The Outcasts 2002: It was then that Shadow realised he hated kids.
Psyco2000: I'm not even going to touch this one....
Experimental Subject 651: Oh, by the way: MEET THE SERT, EVERYONE!
ChaosJedi: HI, SERT!
Grendelynden: (Everyone, lamely) Hi, sert.
The Outcasts 2002: Die Sert... I mean, hi.
Nyperold: Hello, Cert.
ChaosJedi: SERT meter: 25 points.
The Outcasts 2002: Shadow's gonna fall in love with her, isn't she? You can tell me, I can take it..
Grendelynden: No, Rouge is.
The Outcasts 2002: XD
innocent eyes. She seems happy to see him and she would clap her small hands together. Shadow began walking to Rouge. The small hedgird then
Psyco2000: No, I think this is the one with the stars and horshoes and red ballooons on her chest.
chaossaiyan2000: Yuri now? O_o; how sick can this MST get?
ChaosJedi: --bit Shadow's nose off.
Experimental Subject 651: ...jumped him, beat him up, and took his wallet.
Psyco2000: XD
The Outcasts 2002: --puked all over Shadow. He dropped her, and the child landed on her head and died instantly.
chaossaiyan2000: --pulled out Shadow's chest fur.
Experimental Subject 651: ...used Serty Powers to make Shadow put her back.
Nyperold: --grabbed their noses and wouldn't let go.
The Outcasts 2002: --took the 'Got your nose' game to a whole new level.
Experimental Subject 651: Nyp...that's almost literally what she does.
Nyperold: Whoa. I didn't read the story...
Psyco2000: --pulled out a badge and said "You're under arrest, mac!"
Grendelynden: --performed calculus since she's apparently a genius who wears glasses at 4 months old.
grabs onto Shadow's nose and begins pulling on it. "OW! Rouge! Get this brat off of me!"
Experimental Subject 651: (as Rouge) But you're so cute together! Let's adopt her!
ChaosJedi: So much for love at first sight, eh?
chaossaiyan2000: (as Rouge) "I don't know, the author says you're supposed to like this..."
Psyco2000: He then turns his head to and fro, swinging the child around like a rag doll.
The Outcasts 2002: But Rouge just laughed and laughed and laughed, and then left Shadow.
Grendelynden: Oh sure, he's all sympathetic until she bites his nose!
Nyperold: How the Hedgehog Got Its Trunk.
chaossaiyan2000: XD
The Outcasts 2002: Hedgiehants?
Psyco2000: Elehogs.
chaossaiyan2000: Hedgirdiphants!
The Outcasts 2002: With a dash of bat.
Experimental Subject 651: If that happens, I'm going to puke...
Grendelynden: *rolls eyes* Oh Nyperold, don't you know that hedgehogs don't HAVE trunks?
chaossaiyan2000: ...Hedge Pants!
Nyperold: By Rougeyard Kipling.
Psyco2000: Hedgeirdeleats!
The Outcasts 2002: I mock you with my hedgie pants.
ChaosJedi: Yeah, hedgehogs have closets like everyone else.
Rouge takes the child from Shadow and she begins to cry. Rouge tries to calm her down to no avail. Rouge thinks for a moment and gives the child back
Psyco2000: --for a full refund.
The Outcasts 2002: Ca-ching!
Experimental Subject 651: And of course, the kid likes Shadow at first sight.
chaossaiyan2000: (as Shadow) Oh, great, give her to me so she has a nice new puking place.
Nyperold: --to its parents. "Forget it, mission aborted."
Experimental Subject 651: (as Shadow) She boke my node!
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) But I'm not hungry...
Grendelynden: I am! *tries to eat the child*
The Outcasts 2002: The child will taste so good, because it's a sert.
to Shadow. She stops crying immediately and begins with her cute little gurgling noises.
The Outcasts 2002: Gurgling... uh oh. FIRE IN THE HOLE!
ChaosJedi: SERT meter: 35 points and rising.
Grendelynden: *makes cute gurgling noises*
Experimental Subject 651: Cute little gurgling noises? What exactly would that be?
ChaosJedi: Goo?
Nyperold: You know, like the screams of tormented souls.
The Outcasts 2002: Gurgling noises are never cute, they mean danger.
Psyco2000: Won't you flllllyyyyy hiiiiigh freeeeeee seeeerrrrttt yeah!
Grendelynden: She's gurgling because Shadow's throttling her.
chaossaiyan2000: The sounds a baby makes before her brain melts and gets Shadow's hands all gooey. Oh, wait, it's a sert, she has no brain...
The Outcasts 2002: XD
Grendelynden: Aww, isn't it cute?
Experimental Subject 651: (as Shadow) I am immune to the cuteness. I am...does the little hedgird want a kissy-poo?
Grendelynden: (as Shadow) DIIIIEEEE!!
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) Aww, who a cute widdle baby? You are, you are. Coo, cooo!
Experimental Subject 651: It's the Sert Aura of Smooth. Anything she does is cute.
The Outcasts 2002: If this baby makes Shadow stop being angsty, I want a refund.
"Why does she like me so much?" asks Shadow.
Experimental Subject 651: 'Cuz she's a sert, fool!
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) It could be the bacon in your back pocket.
Grendelynden: Because you smell like candy!
Nyperold: (as Rouge) Because the author does. Stop asking so many questions!
The Outcasts 2002: It's the fuzzy chest. Chicks dig the fuzzy chest.
Psyco2000: Your nose is all stretchy.
ChaosJedi: BCUZ U R S0 1337, 5H4d0\/\/!!!11
Grendelynden: Grendy wants a fuzzy chest!
chaossaiyan2000: I thought Grendy had a fuzzy chest? O_o; One of your chars does, at least....
Grendelynden: Yeah, but I want one that chicks dig!
"She likes you because she thinks you're her dad!" says Rouge. "You do look like him."
The Outcasts 2002: OMGz UR S0nicz broda!!1
Experimental Subject 651: Except for the wrong chest markings, and the lack of wings, and all that.
The Outcasts 2002: The dad doesn't have wings, the mom does.
ChaosJedi: Ugh. And to think I almost resurrected Shadow in my own storyline... *limps to a corner and hurls*
The Outcasts 2002: ... Oh God..
The little child tries to stick one of her clawed feet into her mouth. She begins to suck on it.
Psyco2000: So.... she succeeded then?
The Outcasts 2002: She has a foot fetish I see.
Experimental Subject 651: She has claws on her feet?
Grendelynden: And accidentally claws her tongue out with her razor sharp talons.
ChaosJedi: Must be a hedgehawk.
Psyco2000: That has got to be one fuggly child.
The Outcasts 2002: A fuggly sert? Surely you jest.
Experimental Subject 651: Wait...if her mother was a hedgehog with wings, how in the heck did she get claws on her feet?
chaossaiyan2000: O_O; This is probably one of those messed up timeline things where she grows up, then her and Shadow go back in time and she becomes her own mother, or something...
The Outcasts 2002: No no no. Her dad was a hedgehog, and her mom was a hedgehog bird.
Nyperold: Aish. Gotta go. Y'know, we've gotta start MSTing before midnight sometime. This staying up past 3 AM is for the hedgirds.
Psyco2000: I take offence to that, Nyp.
Grendelynden: Like that episode of Futurama, "Roswell That Ends Well"?
ChaosJedi: Hedgehawk... Geez, I slay me sometimes...
The Outcasts 2002: (as Homer) Oh no, if Marge and Marty get together, that means I'll never be born!
"Okay," says Rouge. "The third target should be a few blocks down." Rouge and Shadow walk the distance because it is hard to run when they don't
The Outcasts 2002: --have feet.
Grendelynden: --Skip and sing a happy tune.
The Outcasts 2002: How are they going to carry three kids? They didn't think of that, did they?
chaossaiyan2000: Easy... Two can hang on Rogue like suction cups..... *shot*
Psyco2000: I honestly have no idea what the heck is going on anymore.
want to wake the hedgehog, and they don't want the hedgird to start crying again. Once they get to the house Rouge hands Shadow the other child
The Outcasts 2002: To a complete stranger with candy.
Psyco2000: --and watches him juggle the two.
Experimental Subject 651: ...without going inside. That was a real neat trick, that exoteleportation.
The Outcasts 2002: Why did they grab two hedgehogs?
ChaosJedi: (as Shadow) What, I gotta carry TWO?
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) They're both gonna fall in love with me. What's a guy to do?
Psyco2000: He just throws both of them over his shoulder.
Grendelynden: And Shadow immediately spikes it and dances.
The Outcasts 2002: TOUCHDOWN!
Psyco2000: WOOO!!!
Experimental Subject 651: Wait up...this could actually make sense...
chaossaiyan2000: ?
The Outcasts 2002: ES is thinking in the fic again.
Psyco2000: No it couldn't.... not at this point in the game.
chaossaiyan2000: GSAP D:
ChaosJedi: Make... sense...? NAAAH.
The Outcasts 2002: Sense? Huh?
Experimental Subject 651: Rouge handed him the kid she was carrying...so she could get the other one...take bets, anyone?
chaossaiyan2000: Yep.
The Outcasts 2002: I bet five dollars, and a penny.
and flies off. Rouge easily gets into the small child's room. She finds the small echidna sleeping peacefully. She was hugging a small Knuckles the
Experimental Subject 651: You lose.
Psyco2000: No, you're reading ahead.
The Outcasts 2002: CHEATER!
Experimental Subject 651: Never bet against the guy looking at the fic.
ChaosJedi: W00T! Echidna! Yeah! Who da man?
chaossaiyan2000: ...Echidna plushie, which had an odd grin on its face.
The Outcasts 2002: Awww look, the baby's choking a voodoo doll.
Grendelynden: Knuckles the Blue-footed boobie.
Psyco2000: Knuckles beat her there, apparently.
ChaosJedi: Never mock the echidna!
The Outcasts 2002: Where's the fox child?! Tails will never get any lovin'.
ChaosJedi: OC: Not at his age, he won't.
The Outcasts 2002: But he's supposed to be 18.
Experimental Subject 651: ...Hedgieechindnatwolfweaselsayianthinge!
Echidna plushie to herself tightly. Rouge wraps a blanket around her and takes her out of the crib. She tries to take the plushie from her, but to Rouge's
chaossaiyan2000: ...surprise, the plushie bit her hand.
ChaosJedi: ...surprise the baby whips around and punches hRouge suare in the jaw, all while remaining blissfully asleep.
Experimental Subject 651: ...surprise the plushie was actually a tracking device. Rouge was captured by GUN, interrogated, and executed.
Grendelynden: Rouge is there for the plushie, not the kid?
The Outcasts 2002: The plushie jumped up and kissed her full on the lips, before demanding his emerald back
Psyco2000: Why not, the plushy has more to do with the plot than anything else.
chaossaiyan2000: XD
The Outcasts 2002: All the world's plushies will be mine!
.Experimental Subject 651: Anybody want to take bets on this kid being the one who goes for Knuckles?
Psyco2000: No, you're reading ahead.
Experimental Subject 651: Actually, I haven't read that far, Psy.
The Outcasts 2002: No, she goes for Rouge. It only makes sense.
surprise the child's grip is too strong. Rouge sighs and flies outside.
Grendelynden: Only to come back a few moments later with an enormous gun. She was GOING to get that plushie.
Psyco2000: Naw, never happen.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) Well, the kid's too strong for me. Get up there, Hercules.
Experimental Subject 651: Strong...like...say...Knuckles!?!
chaossaiyan2000: ...Strong? So she's a strong echidna too?
The Outcasts 2002: She's Knuckles' kid. So Knuckles is gonna fall in love with his own kid... oh ew, my mind's been tainted...
chaossaiyan2000: @_< That's wrong on so many levels...Good riff though. XD
Experimental Subject 651: *looks over at the Sert Detector just in time for it to explode*
Psyco2000: (Author's Note: HELP!!!)
The Outcasts 2002: XD
"Rouge...help me!" says Shadow. Both of the children are awake and they are both pulling on one of his ears. The two children are giggling and
The Outcasts 2002: They were pulling just one ear?
Experimental Subject 651: ...plotting their kidnapper's demise.
Psyco2000: --enjoying themselves as Shadow's ears are ripped from his head.
chaossaiyan2000: ...grinning evilly, as Shadow's brain begins to leak out his ear.
The Outcasts 2002: We were about due for some comedy relief...unfortunately, this isn't it.
Experimental Subject 651: ZING! Point to OC.
The Outcasts 2002: Yay!
continue pulling his ears. "Get them off me!" Rouge takes the hedgehog and hands Shadow the echidna. The echidna yawns widely and looks up at
The Outcasts 2002: --the big green monster staring down at it.
Psyco2000: -the misshapen head of Shadow.
chaossaiyan2000: Shadow The Echidna? How twisted can this get?
The Outcasts 2002: Who handed what to where now?
Experimental Subject 651: So, remember they're pulling his ears? And they're like, pulling his ears, remember? Oh, yeah, did I mention they were pulling his ears?
The Outcasts 2002: They were what now?
Psyco2000: (Authors Note: THE LEPRECHAUN TELLS ME TO PRUNE THINGS!!!)
chaossaiyan2000: Who was whatting when?
The Outcasts 2002: Can we have a quick break?
Shadow with big eyes. Shadow tickles the child's chin with his finger. The echidna bites Shadow's finger. "OW! Rouge! You gave me the one with
Psyco2000: --the fetish!
chaossaiyan2000: ...A taste for flesh! Next time YOU take the cannibals!
The Outcasts 2002: --the security alarm.
Experimental Subject 651: ...vampirism!
RealBigNUKE: --a severe inferiority complex.
The Outcasts 2002: Shadow being nice to kids, we're doomed.
chaossaiyan2000: ....Waitaminute...is it really cannibalism if an echidna eats a hedgehog?
Experimental Subject 651: I dunno.
The Outcasts 2002: Yes...wait...no. Maybe?
chaossaiyan2000: Both! XD
Psyco2000: That's deep, man.
Experimental Subject 651: Hey, if Shadow's a robot, that wouldn't hurt, would it?
chaossaiyan2000: Maybe he's a Biotic! D:
Psyco2000: We're figuring out all the plotholes...
The Outcasts 2002: Or maybe he has human fingers.
chaossaiyan2000: BIOTIC! He escaped from Cragclaw! >_>;
fangs!" After a few minutes of struggling Shadow manages to get the echidna to release his finger which was bleeding slightly. "Stupid echidna. If we
The Outcasts 2002: --ever get a puppy, I'm feeding you to it.
Psyco2000: XD
chaossaiyan2000: ...end up being the ones falling in love, I'm gonna go praying mantis on you". Oh, wait, that doesn't make sense, since it's the female praying mantis that bites off the other's head.... Unless... O__o
Experimental Subject 651: "...weren't so OOC, this would never have happened!"
weren't giving them to Eggman I would kill it! They are pure evil! All of them!"
Experimental Subject 651: Okay, maybe he IS in character after all.
Psyco2000: The logic right there is mind-numbing....
The Outcasts 2002: Yay Shadow! Kill the @#%$ spawn of Satan!
Psyco2000: They're evil! So instead of killing it, we'll give it to someone more evil!!!
chaossaiyan2000: (as Rouge) Just kill it anyway, we can't go back to Eggman now, I set a C4 in his breakfast.
Experimental Subject 651: If he tried, the kids would probably kill him. They are serts, after all.
chaossaiyan2000: And the kids would end up killing him on ACCIDENT, too. Then be scarred for life, like all serts. "ANGST!"
Experimental Subject 651: Point to CS.
Psyco2000: He would never know...
"It's not an it Shadow," says Rouge. She was cradling the echidna and the hedgehog. Both of the children are fast asleep in Rouge's arms. "She is a
Experimental Subject 651: SERT!"
chaossaiyan2000: D: CHEATER! *kicks ES*
Experimental Subject 651: *gets kicked* Ow.
The Outcasts 2002: --demon.
RealBigNUKE: --demon from la-la land.
chaossaiyan2000: "...Daemon spawn of the darkest lord of the Underworld!"
Psyco2000: Oh, so suddenly Rouge has a sensitive side.
Experimental Subject 651: Rouge knows how to deal with kids? I don't think so...
The Outcasts 2002: Then Rouge dropped the babies and they went 'SPLAT!' The end.
she! You just need to know how to treat them! They don't know that they're doing anything wrong!"
Experimental Subject 651: GAH! I say it and look what happens.
The Outcasts 2002: She slipped them some sleeping potion while Shadow wasn't looking.
chaossaiyan2000: Of course Rouge knows how to deal with kids, she's had a few dozen in all the fanfics people wrote.
Psyco2000: CHAUVANIST!!!
The Outcasts 2002: Stupid kids have an excuse for everything.
The hedgird snuggles into the tuff of fur on Shadow's chest. She falls asleep.
Experimental Subject 651: OF COURSE the main sert snuggles with Shadow.
Psyco2000: Still hanging onto his ear.
chaossaiyan2000: And in her sleep, begins gnawing her way into Shadow's heart, literally, and he dies spontaneously.
The Outcasts 2002: Fuzzzyyyyy.
Experimental Subject 651: Was it Blaze that said it, OC?
The Outcasts 2002: Yep yep ^^
Experimental Subject 651: My memory functions. I am awed.
The Outcasts 2002: Everyone remembers her as 'The chick that touched Shadow's chest'. XD
RealBigNUKE: She then bursts out and becomes an Alien.
The Outcasts 2002: As she snuggled a bit of Shadow's chest fluff got into her throat and she choked to death.
"You have to admit," says Rouge. "They are really cute when they're asleep."
Psyco2000: They look like they're dead.
The Outcasts 2002: If we kill them, they'll be cute forever!
Experimental Subject 651: Rouge thinks kids are cute. No. Not buying that one.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge) But when they wake up, they're your kids.
chaossaiyan2000: (as Shadow) "Right, asleep.... *hides can of CO*"
"I guess," says Shadow. "Anyway, let's get back before daybreak. Their parents will be looking for them."
The Outcasts 2002: Wait, it was night? Since when?
Psyco2000: So it's night time, then? When'd that happen?
Experimental Subject 651: That would explain why everyone was asleep...
Psyco2000: (Author's Note: YARGABLBL!!!)
Experimental Subject 651: Yup.
"Okay, okay," says Rouge. She walks over to Shadow.
Experimental Subject 651: And they start making out.
Psyco2000: No surprise there.
chaossaiyan2000: ...and kisses him. Shadow then proceeds to tell her to wait until they find a motel room.
The Outcasts 2002: And she slaps him. Hard.
Experimental Subject 651: BOO-YAH! GO ROUGE!
RealBigNUKE: And then she eats his soul. And then has a party as his house and takes all his stuff.
"Chaos Control!" says Shadow. Shadow and Rouge reappear in the same lab as Eggman
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) GAHH! (*has a heart attack*)
chaossaiyan2000: ...Unfortunately, their clothes did not reappear with them...or is it fortunately?
Grendelynden: Fortunately. For me, the Rouge fanboy, it'd be fortunately.
chaossaiyan2000: I thought you were a Mina fanboy?
Grendelynden: I'm a girl fanboy.
Experimental Subject 651: I can be fanboy of multiple characters. Fear.
RealBigNUKE: I don't know jack about Sonic, but I like Rouge, so, yah.
Psyco2000: Well, Shadow's already naked....
Experimental Subject 651: Wait up, how come they didn't just go find them that way?
The Outcasts 2002: What for?
Experimental Subject 651: I mean, seriously, why didn't Shadow Chaos Control to where they were?
The Outcasts 2002: Well, just how far was this... place they found the kids?
"Here ya go Doctor," says Rouge. "We got them."
The Outcasts 2002: (as Rouge:) --drugs.
chaossaiyan2000: (as Eggman) "Mmmm, now for some REAL baby back ribs!"
RealBigNUKE: And then Cthulhu would eat 1d10 people every round.
Experimental Subject 651: Here you go, Doctor Jackson...
Eggman walks over to Shadow and takes the sleeping child from his arms. He unwraps her from the blanket and examines her. "An incredible specimen. Is she one of a kind?"
chaossaiyan2000: (as Shadow) "No, she's none of a kind. *kills her*"
Grendelynden: Or is she two of a kind?
Experimental Subject 651: "Yup. Got the last one on the shelf."
"Her mom and her are the only two in existence," says Rouge. Eggman puts the small child on a table after wrapping her back up. He examines the
Psyco2000: --table, finding it to be a bit wobbly.
The Outcasts 2002: --child, then began cutting her legs off. "Drumsticks tonight!" Eggman announced.
Experimental Subject 651: ...tear in Rouge's outfit. (Rouge) "HEY!" *SMACK*
chaossaiyan2000: XD!!
RealBigNUKE: --TV guide and cries 'THERE's NOTHING ON!' and then implodes.
hedgehog and the echidna. He saw no flaws in them.
chaossaiyan2000: --except for the gaping holes where their brains should've been.
Experimental Subject 651: So he stamped them "USDA Grade A Meat".
The Outcasts 2002: Except for the third eye on the echidna, and the third nipple on the hedgehog.
chaossaiyan2000: ...Waitaminute, if the hedgehog's a three nippled girl, then she'll grow into... O__o
The Outcasts 2002: XD @ CS
"Why did you want them anyway?" asks Shadow.
Experimental Subject 651: You sure you want to know that?
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) You know how hard it is to find actual baby back ribs?
chaossaiyan2000: D: I said that earlier! *kicks OC*
The Outcasts 2002: Did you?
chaossaiyan2000: Yeah, scroll up. Thiefstealer D:
The Outcasts 2002: Faker!
Grendelynden: (as Eggman) I always wanted kids of my own.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) But no woman ever loved me.
Grendelynden: (as Eggman) But no man ever loved me, and after the operation no woman did either.
"You will find out when I'm finished," says Eggman. Rouge and Shadow go to a corner of the room and Eggman looks at the children. He takes a needle
The Outcasts 2002: --and stabbed them repeatedly.
Grendelynden: And begins to sew!
RealBigNUKE: --and proceeds to go 'hahahaaaaa' while poking him.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Eggman) Bleeeedddd, blleedddddd.
Experimental Subject 651: ...and then jams it into the author's arm. The needle was full of cyanide. The End.
The Outcasts 2002: No no, it was full of air!
full of a pink liquid and puts it in the arm of the small hedgird. He injects the liquid quickly, and then repeats the process with the other two children. He
The Outcasts 2002: He turned them into girls! No... wait.
Experimental Subject 651: Pink stuff? It's Peptobismol!
chaossaiyan2000: --says, "Barbecue sauce is always better when it's built in!"
RealBigNUKE: --then proceeds to eat them. Yum, that was some good basting pink fluid!
injects a few other liquids into the three small children.
Experimental Subject 651: That...line...is very wrong. I'm not going to touch that one.
Sunstorm: I'd disagree with you, but I've been confused long enough about that stuff anyways.
Are you sure we should be pumping stuff into them like this?" asks Rouge.
Experimental Subject 651: What's this "we"? Rouge isn't...oh @#%$ NO!!!
Sunstorm: (as Rouge) "No, it's ok as long as their eyes stay in."
The Outcasts 2002: Pumping kids full of stuff lessens the change of them becoming addicted to drugs.
Grendelynden: (as Eggman) I'm giving them their creamy filling so they'll be goood in mah belly!
"I know what I'm doing," says Eggman. "I would like you two to leave the room now." Rouge and Shadow exit quietly. After a few more liquids Eggman
The Outcasts 2002: --shoved the kids into the oven and watched them cook.
RealBigNUKE: --has to go to the little egg's room.
Experimental Subject 651: I'm not going to touch this one. Just...no. This could be construed so utterly wrongly it's not even funny.
chaossaiyan2000: I had one for this, but I'm not gonna post it. >_>
puts the needle away. He hands the three children to three robots and walks into a different lab. This lab had three tubes in it similar to the escape
Experimental Subject 651: Please. I want to escape.
The Outcasts 2002: Tubes? Heh.
Grendelynden: How do they get the toothpaste in the tube? Hmm... \
StarDreams15: Wow... that really is a good question...
The Outcasts 2002: Pumps. Lots of them.
Grendelynden: Like shoes?
The Outcasts 2002: ... Yes.
chaossaiyan2000: Amazing Elastic Plastic tubes! No matter how many times you poke it with a fork, it won't resist it!
pod Shadow had been in except narrower. Eggman walks to a computer and types in a few things. The tubes fill with a green liquid and the tops open
The Outcasts 2002: Type things. You know, things, and stuff. Lots of it!
Experimental Subject 651: Green stuff, eh? Like the stuff the army of Shadows was suspended in?
chaossaiyan2000: (as Eggman) "Oh no! The Super MegaMuck is leaking out! Quick, get the kids away from it! It ruins the taste!"
Sunstorm: ... and overflowed. Robotnik slipped on the goo and broke his head. The end.
up. Eggman takes each of the children and place them in the separate tubes. He closes the tops of the tubes. He types a few things on the computer
The Outcasts 2002: --and dropped the kids.
Sunstorm: Then the kids drowned. He forgot that humans need oxygen to survive.... These are humans, right?
Experimental Subject 651: They're Mobian, actually, but the point stands.
Sunstorm: Oh. Well, human-like things.
The Outcasts 2002: Nope, echidnas, hedgehogs and…a hedgird thinger.
Sunstorm: What's a hedgird?
The Outcasts 2002: A hedgehog bird.
chaossaiyan2000: A flying shrubbery.
The Outcasts 2002: Apparently very unique. Like a sert.
Sunstorm: I see...no, wait, I don't.
chaossaiyan2000: They can't drown, Sun.... They're serts.
The Outcasts 2002: He kept typing "I rule, I rock. I rule, I rock!"
Grendelynden: (as Eggman) hi baby i luv u.
Grendelynden: Eggman was talking to his girlfriend over IM's.
Experimental Subject 651: (as Eggman) Better luck next time, slugheads. [/Boris quote]
chaossaiyan2000: Boris from Goldeneye?
Experimental Subject 651: Yup.
chaossaiyan2000: "I am invincible! **jumps up, is covered in liquid nitro and frozen instantly*"
and wires connect to the small children. The evil genious smiles and leaves the room.
The Outcasts 2002: --but forgot to lock the door.
Grendelynden: Hey! He's supposed to tell them his evil plan before he leaves! He's breakin' the rules!
The Outcasts 2002: But the kids won't understand!
Sunstorm: That's ok, Grend, they're already dead.
Grendelynden: THAT'S A TECHNICALITY!
The Outcasts 2002: Children are so naive.
StarDreams15: The evil rules have been broked!
Sunstorm: He spells "genius" like I do.
Experimental Subject 651: And next time we seem them, a few moments later, they're voluptous young ladies seducing Team Sonic...
Grendelynden: And me.
Experimental Subject 651: I think that could be arranged, Grend.
The Outcasts 2002: Except the echidna, who will look like Knuckles with boobs.
chaossaiyan2000: Yep *watches Tikal walk into the room*
Sunstorm: How do the wires attach to the kids anyways?
The Outcasts 2002: With magic!
chaossaiyan2000: Through the many holes Eggman made with the... needles...>.>
Grendelynden: With the power of RADAR!
Experimental Subject 651: Insert...no, don't finish that thought.
Sunstorm: I mean, they don't have any artificial holes like in the Matrix, so they'd have to use the..Err... Never mind.
The Outcasts 2002: Eyeballs!
chaossaiyan2000: Ears!
The Outcasts 2002: Up the nose, through the mouth..
/With Team Sonic, 10:50 AM, next morning, at Team Sonic's house/ (I'm making them all live in the same house.)
Experimental Subject 651: GAH! AUTHOR'S NOTE! KILL IT!
StarDreams15: *kills*
Sunstorm: This guy obviously never lived with another human being.
The Outcasts 2002: Oh God, it's the Odd Couple plus One!
Sunstorm: ... It's a guy, right?
The Outcasts 2002: Girl.
chaossaiyan2000: She's the hedgird.
Sunstorm: Yeesh, I can't get one right today. Well, my point stands.
The Outcasts 2002: But... what about Knuckles? He needs to be on his island! His ISLAND!
chaossaiyan2000: Luckily this isn't the Sonic from TMS2....
Experimental Subject 651: Maybe it's on his island?
Sunstorm: That's ok, they have a room where he could land it, of course.
Grendelynden: Or maybe the island is somewhere in the house!
chaossaiyan2000: Dun dun dun!
StarDreams15: *puts on scary music*
Experimental Subject 651: Honey, I Shrunk The Island: next time on Sonic X.
chaossaiyan2000: XD!!
Sunstorm: (as Knuckles) Alright, who hid the floating island again!?
StarDreams15: XD
Sunstorm: *shot to floating island with a couch somewhere on the top peak*
The doorbell rings making Sonic snap awake from his slumber.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Sonic) *SNAP!* Ow, oh not again...
Experimental Subject 651: (as Sonic) OH NO! THE SERT ALARM! RUN!
chaossaiyan2000: (as Sonic) *grumbles* And I was having the good dream, too, the one with Knuckles in it....
Sunstorm: (as Sonic) AAAARGH MY SPINE!!!
The Outcasts 2002: So he answered the phone.
Grendelynden: WE GOT MOOOVIE SIGN!
Experimental Subject 651: Point to Grend.
Grendelynden: Um..yayness?
Experimental Subject 651: Best homage to the original in an MST...*sniff*
"I'll get it," says Tails. He walks to the door and opens it up. Standing in the doorway is 6 very distressed looking parents.
chaossaiyan2000: ....Why were Sonic and Tails sleeping in the same room?
Grendelynden: DON'T ASK DON'T ASK don't ask.
Experimental Subject 651: They do in Archie too, foo'. They have different beds. *smacks CS back into the gutter*
Sunstorm: They were so distressed that they lost enough fat to actually fit all together in there at the same time.
"Are (sniff) you part of Team Sonic?" asks a female maroon echidna. She is maroon with a white guardian symbol, and she has purple eyes.
chaossaiyan2000: ...Oh no...you were right. Knux DOES fall in love with his own kid! @_@
Experimental Subject 651: ty6prhngtknnkt (*translation: facefault onto the keyboard*)
Sunstorm: (as Sonic) No, I just look remarkably like him.
The Outcasts 2002: She's a vampire! Hey, why did she say she was maroon twice?
Sunstorm: She's a marooner shade of maroon.
Grendelynden: Maybe she's doubly maroon!
StarDreams15: She likes maroon.
chaossaiyan2000: Idiocy, pure idiocy.
Experimental Subject 651: I say maroon her.
Grendelynden: *groans*
chaossaiyan2000: XD
"Yes," says Tails. "What's your problem?"
The Outcasts 2002: (as Parent) I wasn't talking to you, lackey.
Experimental Subject 651: "YOU!" *STAB*
chaossaiyan2000: Echidna: "You kick my dog! D:"
Sunstorm: (as Parent) I can't find my brain. Have you seen it? It looks about yay high, and yay wide...
The Outcasts 2002: And it's pink and squishy, kinda like yours.
Grendelynden: (sniff) I have this (sniff) cold...(SNNNIFFF!)
The Outcasts 2002: Tails: Wassamattawitchu?
Experimental Subject 651: Ghetto Tails.
StarDreams15: XD
Grendelynden: (as Tails) Watchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
"Our children have been kidnapped," says a dark blue male hedgehog.
Experimental Subject 651: "You're them."
The Outcasts 2002: (as Sonic) ... DAD?!
chaossaiyan2000: *kicks OC* You stole my joke! ><
Experimental Subject 651: HA! Beat you OC!
The Outcasts 2002: (*beats ES*)
Sunstorm: (asTails) Sonic, did we kidnap some echidnas? Sonic: No, not echidnas.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Knuckles) Oh Mom, go home! I'm 18 years old now, I can live on my own!
chaossaiyan2000: (as Sonic) "Knux! They're on to us! Quick, hide the bodies!"
"Come right in," says Tails. "I'll get Sonic and Knuckles. Tails leads the 6 parents to the living room. He then runs up to Sonic's room. "Sonic! There has been a kidnapping...well....three kidnappings!"
Experimental Subject 651: Tails told them he was leading them to the living room and running up to Sonic's room. Right. Missing Quotation Mark Alert!
Grendelynden: Well...wait...hold on...okay yeah, 3 kidnappings! Wait, what comes after one?
The Outcasts 2002: (as Sonic) GO AWAY! I'm trying to fix my snapped slumber!
Sunstorm: Tails can go quantum.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Sonic) I'm sorry, but I REALLY like authentic baby back ribs.
Sunstorm: (as Sonic) Give them the shovels, they can search the back yard.
Grendelynden: *starts singing* Chili's baby back ribs...Chili's baby back ribs! Knuckles: *deep voice* barbecue sauce.
The Outcasts 2002: Chunky chili!
Experimental Subject 651: No, no. Chunky salsa.
The Outcasts 2002: Chili!
Sunstorm: I wonder, isn't the Chaotix team the detectives?
The Outcasts 2002: Yes, but they're not cool enough to be seduced by knock-offs.
"Wha," says Sonic.
The Outcasts 2002: (asSonic) I know not what for are you speaking of.
chaossaiyan2000: (as Knuckles) "Good idea Sonic, imitate the babies and they'll think we're them!"
Sunstorm: (as Sonic) I wanna be just like Neo!
The Outcasts 2002: (as Sonic) I only know of Babes as in sexy chicks.
Experimental Subject 651: "Whork whork work!" Sonic had turned into an Elite and shot Tails!
"There are people downstairs that have had their children stolen last night," says Tails. "We have to get Knuckles, and go downstairs." Tails quickly
The Outcasts 2002: (as Sonic) Downstairs? Ah man, that sucks.
Experimental Subject 651: (as Sonic) "Downstairs? It's flooded! I can't swim!"
The Outcasts 2002: (as Sonic) (*pointing up*) Downstairs that way?
Sunstorm: (as Sonic) You go get Knuckles, he's sleeping on the couch up there. *points to peak of floating island*
The Outcasts 2002: Let's leave Knuckles behind. He smells funny and he keeps stealing my light bulbs.
rounds up Knuckles and brings him downstairs.
Sunstorm: Whmoooo?
Grendelynden: Yeehaw, he shore did round up them Knuckles!
Sunstorm: Knuckles was a square before, obviously, so they had to make him presentable.
Experimental Subject 651: (as Tails) Yup, we're herdin' echindas.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Tails) Come on, get out there! (*cracks whip*)
chaossaiyan2000: (as Knuckles) Tails, do you ALWAYS have to use the lasso?!
The Outcasts 2002: (as Knuckles) MOOOOO! (*headbutts Tails*)
Experimental Subject 651: Of course, he forgot Sonic, and had to go round him up too.
The Outcasts 2002: BRANDING TIME! YEEEE-HAAA!
Grendelynden: Git along, little hedgies.
Sunstorm: In the meantime, the parents stole the TV and ran off.
The Outcasts 2002: (as Parents) Well the kids aren't here. But nice TV...
"Okay," says Sonic. "What happened?"
chaossaiyan2000: (as Parent) "YOU KICKED MY DOG!!"
Experimental Subject 651: "You ate our kids! DIE!"
Sunstorm: (as Parents) We're selling hairbrushes. Would you like some?
The Outcasts 2002: (as Parents) Our kids were kidnapped! Don't you listen?
The three couples explain their stories.
Experimental Subject 651: Using author's notes, no doubt.
Sunstorm: They could tell their stories before explaining them...
The Outcasts 2002: But Sonic got bored and demanded a different story. One with unicorns.
"Okay," says Knuckles. "We'll look for them, but we'll need pictures."
The Outcasts 2002: (as Knuckles) For my collection.
Experimental Subject 651: *parent pulls out a picture, looks at it, looks at Knuckles, does a double take* It's you! My little Gary!
The Outcasts 2002: Poor Tails will never have parents or any lovin'.
After several months of searching the parents and Team Sonic give up the search. The parents of the children move away, and Team Sonic quickly
The Outcasts 2002: --drink more milk.
Grendelynden: --found the children, but since the parents were gone they just kept them.
Sunstorm: Very quickly, of course, since they seem to warp through time.
Experimental Subject 651: ...looted their house.
Sunstorm: Team Sonic realized that maybe they should have looked outside their house too.
Grendelynden: And then died in a deadly plane crash on that fateful day in October...
The Outcasts 2002: --forget what they were doing.
Experimental Subject 651: OC has pyschic powers...
forget about the job. (A/N- I know it sounds stupid, but it makes sense. They all put the past behind them. Don't flame me for that!)
Grendelynden: *flames her for that*
Sunstorm: Sense makes stupid be knowing.
Experimental Subject 651: It does sound stupid, and...Author's Note! KILL EET! KILL EET!
Sunstorm: Only thing that makes sense there is that it sounds stupid.
StarDreams15: XD Indeed.
One year after the kidnapping/
Experimental Subject 651: The world blew up. Happy End!
chaossaiyan2000: YAY! Angsty teenagers in skimpy clothes!
Sunstorm: The kids showed up as ANGSTY TEENAGERS. With the wires still attached in all the supposed places.
chaossaiyan2000: Eww...
Grendelynden: Hitler came back as a zombie. But didn't want to be evil anymore. But everyone was scared of him. Poor, misunderstood zombie Hitler.
Sunstorm: Hitler! Sig Heil! *does salute, knocking his head off*... Whoops.
Experimental Subject 651: Jawhol, Herr Hauptsturmfurher Sunstorm! *marches*
Eggman walks into the main lab where Shadow and Rouge are currently "practicing their moves" a.k.a. making out. Eggman sees them and makes a loud coughing noise.
Grendelynden: O.O
Experimental Subject 651: More like practicing putting the moves on each other.
StarDreams15: o.o
Experimental Subject 651: Grend can die happy now.
Sunstorm: (as Robotnik) That's better.
Experimental Subject 651: That heart thing is really the front half of a bulletproof vest.
Shadow and Rouge's eyes snap open and they instantly release their arms from each other.
Experimental Subject 651: ...but forget to stop kissing. Eventually, they ran out of air and suffocated.
chaossaiyan2000: (as Rouge) Er, it's not what you think! >_>
Sunstorm: Their eyes snap open and their eyeballs promptly fall out. Same as their arms, that they can release somehow. Maybe they're part starfish...
"You see we were..." says Rouge.
Experimental Subject 651: ...having fun!"
"We...um.." says Shadow.
Experimental Subject 651: Not touching that one...
The Outcasts 2002: (as Shadow) We were giving mouth to mouth! And I really wanted her chewing gum.
chaossaiyan2000: (as Shadow) "We were trying to make a baby, since you like their ribs so much!"
The Outcasts 2002: Oh man that's wrong! Hedgiats!
chaossaiyan2000: Bathogs! Na na na na na na na na BAT HOG!
"Please," says Eggman. "I couldn't care less about your love lives. I just came to inform you that my greatest project is nearly complete. I just need a
Grendelynden: --paperclip and some toilet paper. The toilet paper isn't for the project, though.
RealBigNUKE: Yeah right.
Sunstorm: --hedgehog spine and a bat intestine. Would any of you know where I can get those?
Grendelynden: Ooh! *raises hand* I do!
