"Emma the Lemming Checks Her E-Mail"--Character and Artwork both created by Captain Chaotica!!
Who knows what horrors lurk in the depth of e-mail boxes? Anybody who HAS
an e-mail address, that's who! Spam floods most of our boxes every day despite
our best efforts to block the senders, unless you PAY for better service of course
(pff) and sometimes it drives us crazy. One of the best ways to fight BACK is
not to get mad--get even! By ripping straight into the spam and heckling it to
pieces. On this page, our crack team of MSTers do just that. We also take on
assorted other bits of strangeness, such as messageboard rants and flames, and
the occasional song. MSTers: Making it safe to go back into the Internet...one post at a time.
"E-Mail Marketing!"--MSTed by Captain Chaotica!!
Original by: Who knows and who cares. Rating: PG for mild language and
innuendo. Riffers/Mads: "Season One" MST3K (Joel and the 'bots, with Drs.
Forrester and Erhardt as the Mads). Part 1Part Two
"Material Girl"--MSTed by Captain
Chaotica!!
Original song by: Madonna. Rating: PG-13 for language and innuendo.
Riffers/Mads: Joel and the 'bots with Dr. Forrester (TV's Frank was out on a trip).
"Mystery CatDog Theater 2001!"--by Captain Chaotica!!
Original rant by: Charles Wagner aka "The REAL Waggy!!!!" Rating: PG or so, for language.
Riffers/Mads: The riffers are Joel and the 'bots (no, NOT any CatDog characters, despite the title) and no Mads, because this was written informally as a
messageboard post and therefore I didn't have time to write host segments. (shrug)
"Shine"--MSTed by Nyperold
Original song by: the Newsboys. Rating: PG
Riffers/Mads: Joel and the 'bots with Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank.
"The Spam"--MSTed by Chuck.
Original by: Some idiot who posts spam messages all over the 'net. Rating: PG-13 for some bad language.
Riffers/Mads: This is in the "Mystery Animated Lust Theater 3000" continuity (MALT3K), with, in this case, Disney's Clopin
Mulan, and Tarzan in the theater, and Rasputin, Gaston and the Genie as Mads.
spam-haters have come here since March 28, 2003, but they
were all tracked down by Hotmail staff and buried under huge mountains of offers
to "MAKE MONEY FAST!" not to mention "FREE PORN!!!!" and so forth...
spam-haters have come here since March 28, 2003, but they
were all tracked down by Hotmail staff and buried under huge mountains of offers
to "MAKE MONEY FAST!" not to mention "FREE PORN!!!!" and so forth...